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  • elderly couple

    An elderly woman says to her husband, " lets go upstairs and make love ". Her husband thinks for a moment and replies, " I can't do both "

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    Re: elderly couple

    Or the elderly couple that met at a retirement home.
    After years of friendship, they both sat down and discussed sharing their rooms together. The lady spoke of her lonliness over the years and the subject got around to her "needs". The old bloke said his "needs" were infrequent, upon which the lady answered, is that one word or two?

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      The old guy dumped his lady friend. She tearfully asked him if it was another woman,, "Yes he replied" she cried "what does she have that I dont!!",,,,,
      "Parkinsons" he said.

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