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  • Oldtimers

    Gudday
    An old women took her husband to the doctor ...because he was forgetfull.
    The doc examines him , tests him , and tells the women . "He not that bad , yes be forgets things just get him to write down anything that's important."
    Next day he offers to make breakfast and asks her what she wants." Cereal with fruit and a black coffee "was the reply. "And write it down."" He replies I don't need to I'm doing it straight away.
    He returns 1/2 an hour later with bacon and eggs and a cup of white tea.
    She is really mad " you have forgotten again , you should have written it down,........where's the toast!!"

    Sorry stuck one old folk jokes at the moment with a mate .....our wife's hate them....but laugh anyway
    Regards dave
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    Cut once
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    Re: Oldtimers

    Dont give up your day job.
    The English language was invented by people who couldnt spell.

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      Re: Oldtimers

      Doctor visiting an elderly patient in hospital says "I'm sorry, but I have some bad news for you. You have cancer (pause) and Alzheimer's."
      The old bloke replies "Lucky I haven't got cancer"
      Last edited by david s; 11-17-2012, 03:04 PM.
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