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    >>>> Little Bruce and Jenny are only 10 years old,
    >>>> But they know they are in love.
    >>>> One day they decide that they want to get married,
    >>>> So Bruce goes to Jenny's father to ask him for her hand.
    >>>> Bruce bravely walks up to him and says,
    >>>> "Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in love
    >>>> And I want to ask you for her hand in marriage."
    >>>> Thinking that this was just the cutest thing,
    >>>> Mr. Smith replies,
    >>>> "Well Bruce, you are only 10..
    >>>> Where will you two live?"
    >>>> Without even taking a moment to think about it,
    >>>> Bruce replies,
    >>>> "In Jenny's room.
    >>>> It's bigger than mine
    >>>> And we can both fit there nicely."
    >>>> Mr. Smith says with a huge grin,
    >>>> "Okay, then how will you live?
    >>>> You're not old enough to get a job.
    >>>> You'll need to support Jenny."
    >>>> Again, Bruce instantly replies, "Our allowance,
    >>>> Jenny makes five bucks a week
    >>>> And I make 10 bucks a week.
    >>>> That's about 60 bucks a month,
    >>>> So that should do us just fine."
    >>>> Mr. Smith is impressed
    >>>> Bruce has put so much thought into this.
    >>>> "Well Bruce,
    >>>> It seems like you have everything figured out.
    >>>> I just have one more question.
    >>>> What will you do if the two of you should have
    >>>> Little children
    >>>> Of your own?"
    >>>> Bruce just shrugs his shoulders and says,
    >>>> "Well, we've been lucky so far."
    >>>> Mr. Smith no longer thinks the little shit is adorable ! !

  • #2
    Re: Lucky Bruce

    I bet little Jenneys not getting her 5 dollar allowance anymore.


    • #3
      Re: Lucky Bruce

      Originally posted by TxTanner View Post
      I bet little Jenneys not getting her 5 dollar allowance anymore.
      That is not exactly correct. Actually, they have equal allowances..................... Little Bruce, now gives Little Jenney,.............. five of his .
      Last edited by Gulf; 08-06-2013, 04:52 PM.
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      • #4
        Re: Lucky Bruce

        I get your drift gulf......Answer me this one. Is the $400 little Bruce is gonna end up owing Jenny every month for child support gonna come out of the $1200 or, be added to the $1200 that little Bruce's mom get from his dad every month......poor bastard I mean the dad... not the baby.