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    A guy goes to the Local Council to apply for a job.

    The interviewer asks him, 'Are you allergic to anything?'

    He answers 'Yes - caffeine'

    'Have you ever been in the services?'

    'Yes,' he says. 'I was in Iraq for two years.'

    The interviewer says, 'That will give you 5 extra points toward
    employment,' and then asks, 'Are you disabled in any way?

    The guy says, 'Yes 100%...a bomb exploded near me and blew my testicles
    off.'

    The interviewer tells the guy, 'O.K. In that case, I can hire you right
    now. Normal hours are from 8 AM to 2 PM.
    You can start tomorrow at 10:00 - and plan on starting at 10 AM every
    day.'

    The guy is puzzled and says, 'If the hours are from 8 AM to 2 PM, why
    don't you want me to be here before 10 AM?' '

    'This is a council job,' the interviewer says. 'For the first two hours
    we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls.

    No point in you coming in for that.'
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