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    SALAD DODGER
    An excellent phrase for an overweight person.

    SWAMP-DONKEY
    A deeply unattractive person.

    TESTICULATING
    Waving your arms around and talking bollocks.

    BLAMESTORMING
    Sitting round in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.

    SEAGULL MANAGER
    A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and leaves.

    SALMON DAY
    The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die.

    CUBE FARM
    An office filled with cubicles.

    PRAIRIE DOGGING
    When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm, and people's heads pop up over the walls to see what's going on. (This also applies to applause for a promotion because there may be cake.)

    SINBAD
    Single working girls, i.e. Single Income, No Boyfriend And Desperate.

    AEROPLANE BLONDE
    One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'.

    PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE
    The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again.

    OH-NO SECOND
    That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just made a BIG mistake (e.g. you've hit 'Reply All').

    GREYHOUND
    A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare.

    MILLENNIUM DOMES
    The contents of a Wonderbra, i.e. extremely impressive when viewed from the outside, but there's actually bugger all in there worth seeing.

    MONKEY BATH
    A bath so hot that, when lowering yourself in, you go 'Oo! Oo! Oo! Aa! Aa! Aa!'

    MYSTERY BUS
    The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while you're in the toilet after your 10th pint, and whisks away all the unattractive people so the pub is suddenly packed with stunners when you come back in.

    TART FUEL
    Bottled premixed spirits, regularly consumed by young women.

    TRAMP STAMP
    Tattoo on a female.

    PICASSO BUM
    A woman whose knickers are too small for her, so she looks like she's got 4 buttocks.
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