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  • Miss Joyce

    Absolutely precious!

    Toward the end of Sunday service, the Minister asked, 'How many of you have forgiven your enemies?'
    80% held up their hands.
    The Minister then repeated his question. All responded this time, except one small elderly lady.
    "Miss Joyce''; 'Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?'
    I don't have any.' She replied, smiling sweetly.
    'Miss Joyce", that is very unusual. How old are you?'
    'Ninety-eight.' she replied.
    'Oh, Miss. Joyce, would you please come down in front & tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the world?'
    The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said:
    'I outlived the bitches.'
    "Making the simple complicated is commonplace; making the complicated simple, awesomely simple, that's creativity. " Charles Mingus
    "Build at least two brick ovens...one to make all the mistakes on and the other to be just like you dreamed of!" Dutch

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    Re: Miss Joyce

    Very good.Love it.