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    The maid wanted an increase in salary.

    The Madam was very upset about this and asked:
    'Now Maria, why do you want a raise?'

    Maria: Well M?dam, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The first is that I iron better than you.

    Madam: Who said you iron better than me?
    Maria: The Master said so.
    Madam: Oh.

    Maria: The second reason is that I'm a better cook than you.
    Madam: Nonsense, who said you're a better cook than me?
    Maria: The Master did.
    Madam: Oh.

    Maria: My third reason is that I'm a better lover than you.
    Madam: (Very upset now) Did the Master say that as well?

    Maria: No Madam, the gardener did.