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    >> > WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:
    > >
    > >
    > > Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect ?
    > > Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours.
    > Wedding
    > > plans take care of
    > > themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can
    > be
    > > President. You can
    > > never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a
    > water
    > > park. You can wear
    > > NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the
    > truth.
    > > The world is your
    > > urinal. You never have to drive to another gas
    > station
    > > restroom because this
    > > one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think
    > of
    > > which way to turn a
    > > nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add
    > character.
    > > Wedding dress
    > > $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your
    > chest
    > > when you're talking to
    > > them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your
    > feet.
    > > One mood all the time.
    > >
    > > Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You
    > know
    > > stuff about tanks. A
    > > five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can
    > open
    > > all your own jars.
    > > You get extra credit for the slightest act of
    > > thoughtfulness. If someone
    > > forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your
    > friend.
    > >
    > > Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs
    > of
    > > shoes are more than
    > > enough. You almost never have strap problems in
    > public. You
    > > are unable to see
    > > wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face
    > stays its
    > > original color. The
    > > same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You
    > only
    > > have to shave your face
    > > and neck.
    > >
    > > You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and
    > one
    > > pair of shoes -- one
    > > color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter
    > how
    > > your legs look. You
    > > can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife. You have
    > freedom
    > > of choice concerning
    > > growing a moustache.
    > >
    > > You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on
    > December
    > > 24 in 25 minutes.
    > >
    > > No wonder men are happier.
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