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    A cop stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit, so
    he asks the biker his name.

    'Cecil,' he replies.

    'Cecil what?' the officer asks.

    'Just Cecil,' the man responds.

    The officer is in a good mood and thinks he might just give the biker a
    break and, write him out a warning instead of a ticket. The officer then
    presses him for the last name.

    The man tells him that he used to have a last name but lost it.

    The officer thinks that he has a nut case on his hands but plays along with
    it. 'Tell me, Cecil, how did you lose your last name?'

    The biker replies, 'It's a long story, so stay with me.' I was born Cecil
    Dingaling. I know -- a funny last name. The kids used to tease me all
    the time, so I stayed to myself, studied hard and got good grades. When I
    got older, I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through college,
    medical school, internship, residency, and finally got my degree, so I was
    Cecil Dingaling, MD.
    After a while I got bored being a doctor, so I decided to go back to school.
    Dentistry was my dream! Got all the way through school, got my degree, so
    then I was Cecil Dingaling, MD, DDS. Got bored doing dentistry, so I
    started fooling around with my assistant and she
    gave me VD, so now I was Cecil Dingaling, MD, DDS, with VD. Well, the ADA
    found out about the VD, so they took away my DDS. Then I was Cecil
    Dingaling, MD, with VD. Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away my
    DDS because of the VD, so they took away my MD leaving me as Cecil
    Dingaling with VD. Then the VD took away my Dingaling, so now I am

    Just "Cecil."

    The officer walked away in tears, laughing!!!!!