Little Joey and Little Danny, both aged 5, are walking home fromschool. Danny says "I won't be going to school tomorrow. " "Why not? " asks Joey. "I have to go to the hospital," says Danny woefully. "That's awful," says Joey. "Why do you have to go there? Are yousick? " Danny shakes his head and replies, "I have to have a circumcision. " Joey stops dead in his tracks, an expression of complete horror across his face, "That's Horrible!" he cries, "Why, I had that done when I was born, and I couldn't walk for MONTHS!!"
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