275 reasons why i think my oven is male

[Masako Morishita]

Re: 275 reasons why i think my oven is male

Hey,guys!
Have you forgotten the most important reason ????
The chimney of course!!! Just joking and kidding to be on the safe side!
No smoke intended!
Sergio.

[asudavew]

Re: 275 reasons why i think my oven is male

Male oven is rather a hard sell.

See, I don't know about your ovens, but mine is very good at multi-tasking. Need I say more?

good point

well played

[Frances]

Re: 275 reasons why i think my oven is male

Male oven is rather a hard sell.

See, I don't know about your ovens, but mine is very good at multi-tasking. Need I say more?

[PizzaJNKY]

Re: 275 reasons why i think my oven is male

I think my oven is a female since its still not ready.

[mannextdoor]

Re: 275 reasons why i think my oven is male

It might be male if you have to build a fire in it, to get it to do anything.

[gjbingham]

Re: 275 reasons why i think my oven is male

Funny SJ! That's a 10% increase in floor area. Hey! You're new here. Are you planning a build?

[SpringJim]

Re: 275 reasons why i think my oven is male

Who's always wishing it was just 2 inches bigger

[asudavew]

Re: 275 reasons why i think my oven is male

Got me too! Lets go Dave. Give us 274 more reasons.

umm....

I would but my oven is female!

I think Frances' oven is male...

Am I correct Frances?

[asudavew]

Re: 275 reasons why i think my oven is male

DAMN.....I thought we were in for the list of all lists.
I actually thought that maybe, just maybe, you had sat down and thought of 275 reasons.
What a let down, I was hoping for some humorous reading tonight.

RT

That would be some list!

[asudavew]

Re: 275 reasons why i think my oven is male

Too funny Frances!

What a great read to start the day with!

[Frances]

Re: 275 reasons why i think my oven is male

On the other hand, it doesn't talk about fishing or golf all the time... so maybe its not male after all...

[Frances]

Re: 275 reasons why i think my oven is male

But once it does get going, its virtually unstopable.

[Frances]

Re: 275 reasons why i think my oven is male

It sits around doing nothing for most of the week.

[Frances]

Re: 275 reasons why i think my oven is male

You have to work round your oven's quirks to get best - or indeed any - results...

[Frances]

Re: 275 reasons why i think my oven is male

Hey, why should Dave get the Caputo flour... again?

Here's one reason: The question of size seems to be all-important.