Woody

[dusty]

Re: Woody

Yes Dusty, of course you are

Wham! Ouch!

Good one Frances. Direct hit.

dusty

[Frances]

Re: Woody

Oh well...just in case...I'm a large.

Yes Dusty, of course you are...


You're right Ken, I can think of lots of lyrics, but nothing I'm actually going to write down.

[Les]

Re: Woody

I'll stick with Les and co-chair the T-shirt/bumper sticker design committee

Hey, I just ran across a funny link - it was all you perv's that made this the fantastic thread that it is (OK, I did mention "got wood", may have played a part)

Les...

[dusty]

Re: Woody

But what about your brilliant T-shirt idea?

Oh well...just in case...I'm a large.

dusty

[Ken524]

Re: Woody

Ok... I think I'm going to graciously bow out of this thread before James deletes the whole thing

[FigliodiMariaeGiovanni]

Re: Woody

Sung to the tune of the old Dr. Pepper jingle:

"I'm a woody, you're a woody, wouldn't you want to be a woody too?"

or fill in the blanks;

"I'm a pecker.......

[dusty]

Re: Woody

I'm not really good with lyrics. I'll stick with Les and co-chair the T-shirt/bumper sticker design committee

"Put a fire in your woody!"

Song could have a similar title...something like "My Woody's On Fire"

Or "Come on Baby Light my Woody".

dusty

[Ken524]

Re: Woody

I'm not really good with lyrics. I'll stick with Les and co-chair the T-shirt/bumper sticker design committee

"Put a fire in your woody!"

[Frances]

Re: Woody

Great idea, I love it!

C'mon guys, I've already done my bit here - and I'll have you know it took a lot of time and energy getting the words in that refrain just right.

[CanuckJim]

Re: Woody

Frances, et al,

Okay, you guys, this is just the tip of the twin icebergs. What is really needed is a full blown CAMPAIGN that includes a theme song. The twirly bits refrain has already been written. Get creative out there. How about: "When it's nicely stacked, then there's a woody. When you've got a woody, you can put your bun in the oven." The marketing possibilites are endless and twirly.

Jim

[Frances]

Re: Woody

...sorry...

(twirly bits twirly bits twirly bits twirly bits twirly bits twirly bits twirly bits twirly bits twirly bits twirly bits twirly bits twirly bits...)

[RTflorida]

Re: Woody

PP, I just KNEW you couldn't stay away from another T Bits reference. Frances, stop teasing him...PP is getting all goofy and glassy eyed.

RT

[PizzaPolice]

Re: Woody

Heh heh.... She said Twirly Bits again. ...Heh heh heh...

....mmm


My vote for W F O ...Woofer

It's a NAVY thing. Active Duty Training = AcDuTra.
Naval Personnel = NavPers ...and such and such and stuff like that.

[Ken524]

Re: Woody

I'm not sure James is going to be real excited about the new marketing campaign we've selected for him

[Frances]

Re: Woody

Dear oh dear. But I must say, I didn't think much of the size of his woody... there are much larger ones on this forum.

This reminds me... in Swiss German, if you say a woman has lots of wood in front of her house, it means she's got big... erm, you know... twirly bits? I guess the English equivalent would be saying she's well stacked.

So women could wear woody T-shirts, too. It would increase your marketing possibilities anyway.