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A guy goes to the Local Council to apply for a job.
The interviewer asks him, 'Are you allergic to anything?'
He answers 'Yes - caffeine'
'Have you ever been in the services?'
'Yes,' he says. 'I was in Iraq for two years.'
The interviewer says, 'That will give you 5 extra points toward
employment,' and then asks, 'Are you disabled in any way?
The guy says, 'Yes 100%...a bomb exploded near me and blew my testicles
off.'
The interviewer tells the guy, 'O.K. In that case, I can hire you right
now. Normal hours are from 8 AM to 2 PM.
You can start tomorrow at 10:00 - and plan on starting at 10 AM every
day.'
The guy is puzzled and says, 'If the hours are from 8 AM to 2 PM, why
don't you want me to be here before 10 AM?' '
'This is a council job,' the interviewer says. 'For the first two hours
we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls.
No point in you coming in for that.'
The interviewer asks him, 'Are you allergic to anything?'
He answers 'Yes - caffeine'
'Have you ever been in the services?'
'Yes,' he says. 'I was in Iraq for two years.'
The interviewer says, 'That will give you 5 extra points toward
employment,' and then asks, 'Are you disabled in any way?
The guy says, 'Yes 100%...a bomb exploded near me and blew my testicles
off.'
The interviewer tells the guy, 'O.K. In that case, I can hire you right
now. Normal hours are from 8 AM to 2 PM.
You can start tomorrow at 10:00 - and plan on starting at 10 AM every
day.'
The guy is puzzled and says, 'If the hours are from 8 AM to 2 PM, why
don't you want me to be here before 10 AM?' '
'This is a council job,' the interviewer says. 'For the first two hours
we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls.
No point in you coming in for that.'