Talking Canadian, eh?

[Xabia Jim]

CJ. You know how they named Canada, eh?

They pulled letters out of a hat...

C, eh

N, eh

D, eh

.....Canada!

(Hey, I grew up there and most of my famly still lives there)

Don't ask me about the whores and hockey players joke.....

X Canuck Jim

[gjbingham]

Re: Talking Canadian, eh?

I take offense to that! Ok, not really Now I want to hear the joke about the whores and the hockey players. I need a laugh

[RCLake]

Re: Talking Canadian, eh?

I take offense to that! Ok, not really Now I want to hear the joke about the whores and the hockey players. I need a laugh

Are those separate jokes or not

[Frances]

Re: Talking Canadian, eh?

How about the one about the three oven builders, the bishop and the nun?

[Xabia Jim]

Re: Talking Canadian, eh?

Or was that hoes and hockey players?

[CanuckJim]

Re: Talking Canadian, eh?

Nope, I think that one was about the twofer, the sixty pounder, the Yukon Mickie, the Newfie, the hockey puck, the bishop and the zamboni, when all those hosers dropped the back bacon into the toque. Now that was a good old Canuck joke, eh? Well, the moose liked it, anyway.

Jim

[gjbingham]

Re: Talking Canadian, eh?

Hehehehe! Funny stuff Jim. I love Canada (in the summer). Way too cold for my blood otherwise. Pet the moose for me!
G.

[asudavew]

Re: Talking Canadian, eh?

Nope, I think that one was about the twofer, the sixty pounder, the Yukon Mickie, the Newfie, the hockey puck, the bishop and the zamboni, when all those hosers dropped the back bacon into the toque. Now that was a good old Canuck joke, eh? Well, the moose liked it, anyway.

Jim

I guess it was...

I'm feeling less cultured ever day around here.

Aussie slang, Canadian slang...
Lost lost lost.

I do know one Canadian joke though.
The pizza drivers at Domino's Pizza in Florida used to tell it.

"Do you know the difference between a Canuck and a canoe?"

[asudavew]

Re: Talking Canadian, eh?

Canoes tip.

[CanuckJim]

Re: Talking Canadian, eh?

Okay, you guys. Why is Budweiser like making love in a canoe? That that !

CJ

[Alfredo]

Re: Talking Canadian, eh?

Okay, you guys. Why is Budweiser like making love in a canoe? That that !

I know that one. I think it was on the citizenship test

[BrianShaw]

Re: Talking Canadian, eh?

I know that one. I think it was on the citizenship test

Citizen test... for which country: Canada, St. Louis, or Czechoslovakia???