I've finally decided that my oven is female.

[RTflorida]

Re: I've finally decided that my oven is female.

I'm still waiting on reasons 2 thru 10....several of them are usually better than the number 1. Come on Dave, don't stop now.

RT

[jengineer]

Re: I've finally decided that my oven is female.

WARNING TOTALLY TASTELESS COMMENT FOLLOWS

humm but she ain't no Dolly Parton cause there is not not a pair in the yard.
Oh wait , my apologies to a dear friend of mine but here it goes....Properly done one could say that there was a mastectomy done at some time. Depending on how the dome is done one could also envision a rather large booty.

Here are a very fine pair of Dolly Partons in South California off of the I-5.

[gjbingham]

Re: I've finally decided that my oven is female.

Funny one Dave. How long to think it up? Days? Weeks? You scored another 10 posts on the way to 2000. You're going to pass up James in no time, then you'll be giving away T-shirts.

[jeff]

Re: I've finally decided that my oven is female.

You're a dead-set ratbag Redneck Dave.
Flamin brave, too.(I've thought it: you said it.)
Good luck in the near-future eh.
J.

[asudavew]

Re: I've finally decided that my oven is female.

When did Letterman take over Dave the pizza tosser?

Completely bored at work today!



Wuzzup RC?

[RCLake]

Re: I've finally decided that my oven is female.

When did Letterman take over Dave the pizza tosser?

[asudavew]

Re: I've finally decided that my oven is female.

And the Number 1 reason why my WFO is female:

"The insulation makes her dome look big."

[asudavew]

Re: I've finally decided that my oven is female.

Number 2!

"Once I get the oven hot, it takes a long time for it to cool down."

[asudavew]

Re: I've finally decided that my oven is female.

Number 3!

"It takes longer than 30 seconds to heat it up."

[asudavew]

Re: I've finally decided that my oven is female.

Number 4!

"My oven is never ready on time."

[asudavew]

Re: I've finally decided that my oven is female.

Number 5!

"My oven can do more than one thing at one time.... pizza, bread, turkey.. etc. (Unlike me..)"

[asudavew]

Re: I've finally decided that my oven is female.

Number 6!

"My oven doesn't have an on/off switch."

[asudavew]

Re: I've finally decided that my oven is female.

Number 7!

"Sometimes there is a bun in the oven."

[asudavew]

Re: I've finally decided that my oven is female.

Number 8!

"My oven doesn't like sports."

[asudavew]

Re: I've finally decided that my oven is female.

Number 9!

"She requires my constant attention."