I've finally decided that my oven is female.

[asudavew]

Really! I know this for sure.
I was thinking about it the other night while firing her up.
So . .. here are my top ten reasons why my WFO is female.

[asudavew]

Re: I've finally decided that my oven is female.

Number 10!

"She doesn't like to perform from a cold start."

[asudavew]

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Number 9!

"She requires my constant attention."

[asudavew]

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Number 8!

"My oven doesn't like sports."

[asudavew]

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Number 7!

"Sometimes there is a bun in the oven."

[asudavew]

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Number 6!

"My oven doesn't have an on/off switch."

[asudavew]

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Number 5!

"My oven can do more than one thing at one time.... pizza, bread, turkey.. etc. (Unlike me..)"

[asudavew]

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Number 4!

"My oven is never ready on time."

[asudavew]

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Number 3!

"It takes longer than 30 seconds to heat it up."

[asudavew]

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Number 2!

"Once I get the oven hot, it takes a long time for it to cool down."

[asudavew]

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And the Number 1 reason why my WFO is female:

"The insulation makes her dome look big."

[RCLake]

Re: I've finally decided that my oven is female.

When did Letterman take over Dave the pizza tosser?

[asudavew]

Re: I've finally decided that my oven is female.

When did Letterman take over Dave the pizza tosser?

Completely bored at work today!



Wuzzup RC?

[jeff]

Re: I've finally decided that my oven is female.

You're a dead-set ratbag Redneck Dave.
Flamin brave, too.(I've thought it: you said it.)
Good luck in the near-future eh.
J.

[gjbingham]

Re: I've finally decided that my oven is female.

Funny one Dave. How long to think it up? Days? Weeks? You scored another 10 posts on the way to 2000. You're going to pass up James in no time, then you'll be giving away T-shirts.