You know that your WFO is too hot when......

[navyintel]

Re: You know that your WFO is too hot when......

The Hokey Smokey


You put your right hand in,
You put your right stub out,
You put your right stub in,
And you shake it all about,

You do the hokey smokey
and you burn yourself all around
That what it's all about.

2) left hand
3) right foot
4) left foot
5) head
6) butt
7) whole self

[navyintel]

Re: You know that your WFO is too hot when......

The National Weather Service Lists your oven as a high pressure area.

[navyintel]

Re: You know that your WFO is too hot when......

You have to build your third insulated oven door.

[TxTanner]

Re: You know that your WFO is too hot when......

When Your back yard become the default target of all heat seeking missles launch around the world.

[TxTanner]

Re: You know that your WFO is too hot when......

When Satan calls to see if you would be interested in wharehousing a "few" souls for him.

Bill

[TxTanner]

Re: You know that your WFO is too hot when......

When skydivers just hoover above it caught in the thermals.

[navyintel]

Re: You know that your WFO is too hot when......

Remember your wife's favorite ceramic baking dish? oops

[boerwarrior]

Re: You know that your WFO is too hot when......

The bare part of your arm between the end of your leather cooking glove and the sleeve of your T-shirt is devoid of hair!

[NCMan]

Re: You know that your WFO is too hot when......

All the stray cats in your neighborhood are suspiciously hairless.

[Gulf]

Re: You know that your WFO is too hot when......

All the stray cats in your neighborhood are suspiciously hairless.

Sounds sortalike a "hey ya'll, watch this" .

[cobblerdave]

Re: You know that your WFO is too hot when......

Gudday
Our last cat died of depression.
I can home one night and found him squashed into the road in front of my house.
I didn't tell the wife there was four different wheel marks.
Regards dave

[ATK406]

Re: You know that your WFO is too hot when......

This one was inspired by rnrick's "Firetruck Pumper Oven";

You know your oven is too hot when it comes equipt with it's own Firetruck.

Hello 911 dispatch? My house is on fire.
Ok we'll be right over.
Can I get a large peperoni and ham with mushrooms with that?

[navyintel]

Re: You know that your WFO is too hot when......

Your State offers you a carbon credit.

[navyintel]

You get the blame for this year's El Nino.