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  • Computer terms for the WFO

    Download - get the firewood off the ute
    Floppy disk- result of to much firewood lifting
    Log on- fire up the WFO
    Log off - let the fire die down
    Monitor- keep on eye on the WFO (suitable beverage encouraged)
    Modem- what you do to the grass 20 mins before the guests arrive
    Website- under oven ready use wood stowage

    Regards dave
    Measure twice
    Cut once
    Fit in position with largest hammer

    My Build
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  • #2
    Re: Computer terms for the WFO

    Originally posted by cobblerdave View Post
    Download - get the firewood off the ute
    Floppy disk- result of to much firewood lifting
    Log on- fire up the WFO
    Log off - let the fire die down
    Monitor- keep on eye on the WFO (suitable beverage encouraged)
    Modem- what you do to the grass 20 mins before the guests arrive
    Website- under oven ready use wood stowage

    Regards dave

    Hard drive- To the forest for firewood.
    Wifi- She who must be obeyed.
    Sync-Where you wash up.
    Upgrade-Your next oven build.
    Download-putting the firewood on the ground.
    The English language was invented by people who couldnt spell.

    My Build.

    Books.

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    • #3
      Re: Computer terms for the WFO

      Originally posted by brickie in oz View Post
      Hard drive- To the forest for firewood.
      Wifi- She who must be obeyed.
      Sync-Where you wash up.
      Upgrade-Your next oven build.
      Download-putting the firewood on the ground.
      Excellent brickie.......any more additions? ....anyone

      Regards Dave
      Measure twice
      Cut once
      Fit in position with largest hammer

      My Build
      http://www.fornobravo.com/forum/f51/...ild-14444.html
      My Door
      http://www.fornobravo.com/forum/f28/...ock-17190.html

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      • #4
        Re: Computer terms for the WFO

        Red Ray- Bloke standing too close to the oven.
        File- Storing the firewood.
        Folder-Your back after gathering firewood.
        Ipad- where my oven is.

        Last edited by brickie in oz; 06-02-2013, 12:43 AM.
        The English language was invented by people who couldnt spell.

        My Build.

        Books.

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        • #5
          Re: Computer terms for the WFO

          Blue ray- cooking when it is below freezing
          Binary- two pizzas in the oven
          Logic- pizza for dinner
          Variable- pizza toppings
          Program- toppings available for tonight's pizza
          SCSI- a dirty pan
          System crash- pizza turned into calzone in oven
          Analog- what your spouse Ana needs you to get done.
          System architecture- the oven design
          Thermal overload- oven to hot
          Bug- not a good pizza topping
          Chip- small piece of wood
          Mother board- an endless supply of kiln dried hardwood.
          Defragmentation- nice orderly stack of firewood
          Fragmentation- pile of uncut un-split firewood
          CPU chiller- beer

          Chip
          Chip

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          • #6
            Re: Computer terms for the WFO

            Mouse- food for the oven
            Kindled with zeal and fired with passion.

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            • #7
              Re: Computer terms for the WFO

              Raster- Jamaican Party Guest.
              Keyboard- Fave wooden peel.
              Array- Praise from the guests about the pizzas.
              Byte- Self explanatory.
              Bit- Pizza that falls on ya lap.
              Basic- White pizza.
              Kernel- Guest from the Army.
              Speaker- Someone who isnt eating pizza.
              Dongle- What you feel like doing to the speaker.
              Hot Boot- When a coal falls in ya boot.
              The English language was invented by people who couldnt spell.

              My Build.

              Books.

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              • #8
                Re: Computer terms for the WFO

                Goooogle.......what the "speaker" does after a "dongle".
                Cheers
                Damon

                Build #1

                Build #2 (Current)

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                • #9
                  Re: Computer terms for the WFO

                  Cache - Stack of seasoned hardwood
                  Cold Boot - Firing your oven during -15 C weather
                  Syntax Error - Guest who doesn't eat pizza
                  Disc Drive - Pizza Peel
                  Hard Disc - Overcooked Pizza
                  Software - uncooked pizza
                  Hardware - pizza peels, brushes, coal rake
                  Refresh - New bottle of beer
                  laptop - where you eat when there's no room left at the table
                  desktop - where you put your beer when you're using the disc drive
                  Router - Helper who brings pizza's to and from the oven
                  Ctl Alt Del - Pizza dropped on ground - thrown away
                  Username - Pizza Chef
                  Password - Here's your beer
                  Internet - Conversations with guests while cooking pizza
                  Google - An abbreviation for the amount of fun you can have building/owning a WFO
                  Facebook - The look you have after getting too close to the fire - charred eyebrows and sooty face.
                  Yahoo - Guy that flops his pizza on the ground
                  You Tube - Hmmm... I think I'll leave that one alone

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