Bookstore

[austinmc]

A guy walks into the local bookstore and asks the teller "do you have the book about men with small penis's. The lady says" I'm not sure if it is in yet".
the man replies" yes, that's the one...I'll take a copy".

[Greenman]

Re: Bookstore

Little old lady walks into hardware store and asks the bloke for a grip of tarzans tube. He replied, 'you mean a tube of tarzans grip?' She responds, 'no a grip of tarzans tube'. Store attendant, a bit frustrated with the conversation asked 'do you want the stuff that sticks or the stick that stuffs?'