Password to hell

[cobblerdave]

Please set a password to register.
cabbage
Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters.
boiledcabbage
Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character.
1boiled cabbage
Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces
50soddenboiledcabbages
Sorry, the password must contain at least one upper case character.
50SODDENboiledcabbages
Sorry, the password cannot he more than one upper case character consecutively.
50SoddingBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYours,IfYouDontGive MeAccessImmediately
Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation.
NowIAmGettingReallyPissedOff50SoddenBoiledCabbages ShovedUpYourAr$eIfYouDontGiveMeAccesImmediatley

Sorry, that password is already in use!!!!!!

[wotavidone]

Re: Password to hell

Sent this to the IT department.
some of the geeks laughed, proving they still retain traces of human DNA

[Lancer]

Re: Password to hell

Revolution? You want Revolution? Section 51C, corridor 32, room 9778, line 3. But they're out this week. :dunno:

Would you care to revolt next week? Because next week is taken...

[v12spirit]

Re: Password to hell

Multiple access attempts by user "cobblerdave". Account no longer valid.
To create a new user name and password please make sure you are not a machine by writing down the numbers in the image.

Write the numbers here

Number of trials left: 1

[Lancer]

Re: Password to hell

Shotgun. Ready. Filled with shell. Pumped.