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This morning on my commute to work, I looked over to my left and there was
a WOMAN in a brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph with her face up next to her
rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner. I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still lworking on her makeup!!!
As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much that I dropped my electric shaver and knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all
the confusion of trying to straighten out the car while steering with my kees, it knocked my cell phone from my ear into the coffee between my legs, splashed and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the darn phone, soaked my pants, and disconnected an important call.
Darn women drivers......
a WOMAN in a brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph with her face up next to her
rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner. I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still lworking on her makeup!!!
As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much that I dropped my electric shaver and knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all
the confusion of trying to straighten out the car while steering with my kees, it knocked my cell phone from my ear into the coffee between my legs, splashed and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the darn phone, soaked my pants, and disconnected an important call.
Darn women drivers......
Big Jim and the twins
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