Knock knock...

[Frances]

Knock knock! Who's there?
Ivan. Ivan who?
I've enough retained heat in my oven to bake tons of bread.

Knock knock! Who's there?
Mike. Mike who?
My keystone is cooler than yours.

Knock knock! Who's there?
Woof. Woof who?
WFO's make the best pizza.

Knock knock! Who's there?
Jim. Jim who?
Chimney hight is important for oven draw.

Knock knock! Who's there?
Cat. Cat who?
Catastrophic jokes they may be, but each and every one features an oven!

Knock knock! Who's there?
Ike. Ike who?
I can't take any more of these lousy oven jokes.

Knock knock! Who's there?
Police. Police who?
Pleeeese make this be the last one...


I'm very sorry for this. Blame a housefull of small kids and an exceptionally boring rainy afternoon...

[Ed_]

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I... uh...

wow.

[oventhusiast]

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If I didn't LOVE terrible jokes so much, I'd say these we're terrible! (Wha?)

[oventhusiast]

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.....................And in the famous words of Henny Youngman,
"What good is happiness? You can't buy money with it!" (Badahh... Boom!)

[Ken524]

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Groan...
(pretty clever, though)

[PizzaPolice]

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Frances.... I have the support group making the net as we speak and Ken will drop it on you when he flies over.

[Dutchoven]

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.....................And in the famous words of Henny Youngman,
"What good is happiness? You can't buy money with it!" (Badahh... Boom!)

Can't forget this one..."My wife said take me somewhere I've never been! So I took her into the kitchen!"

[gjbingham]

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Good one Dutch! Frances - don't quit your day job!

Here's a few more lame ones:

What is a dentist's favorite musical instrument?
A tuba toothpaste. (sorry - I had to start with that)

What's Mary short for?
She's got no legs.

a man kept coming to mary lous cafe and ordering ham & eggs.
to play a prank, mary lou scratched ham & eggs off the menu.
the next time he came in, she handed him the menu, saying honey,
i just scratched what you like! well, he replied, wash your
fingers and get me some ham & eggs!

[Frances]

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Groan ... those are even worse than mine!

And Les promised us it'd get better...!

[nissanneill]

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Speaking of Dentists,
have you heard the one where a woman gets into the dentist's chair and says "There is only one thing worse than having to go to a dentist"!
"What's that", asked the dentist?
"Having a baby", replied the woman.
"Well, make up your mind before I adjust the chair" replied the dentist.
I think I'll go to bed now, catch you all in the morning.

Neill

[Frances]

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Reminds me of the one about a young girl who goes to the doctor. He pulls out his stethoscope and says "big breaths" and she says "yeth, and I'm only thixthteen!".

[oventhusiast]

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These are all....well....horrible! But I'm laughing!!!!!!

[Ed_]

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I'm not sure why I'm still reading this thread. Oh, well.

There's the one about the Zen monk who goes to the hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything!"

When he gets nothing back from his $20 bill, the vendor informs him, "Change comes from within."


Yes, that's right, one joke with two punch lines!

[Les]

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OK ? let?s get political.

Chelsea is touring Iraq to build support for Hilary. When she meets general Petraeus, she asks him what his biggest fears were regarding Iraq. He thought for a second and replied; Osama, Obama, and your mama.

[SpringJim]

Knock knock...recycling

Knock knock! Who's there?
Ike. Ike who?
I can't take any more of these lousy jokes.

Knock knock! Who's there?
Police. Police who?
Pleeeese make this be the last one...