I went to the doctor....

[Mitchamus]

I went to the doctor the other day for a checkup

Midway through his examination, the doctor stops and says

"You're gonna have to stop masturbating you know...."

I said Why?

He said "Because I'm trying to examine you."

[gjbingham]

Re: I went to the doctor....

Hehehehe! Yuks! Funny funny! Where's Frances? She might enjoy this.
Good post Mitch!

[david s]

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I went to the doctor the other day and he ordered a brain scan. He told me that nothing on the left side was right and on the right side nothing was left.

[Frances]

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George, now what on earth would make you say a thing like that....?

- Cool. Not one I'll tell the kids though.

[Bob C]

Re: I went to the doctor....

an oldie but a goodie...
i'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

[exceloven]

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The joke was funny......but I thought the Frances comment was funnier. BTW that is a complement Frances.

Mark

[Johnny the oven man]

Re: I went to the doctor....

Ha Ha, got me thinking about the one masturbating and owning hybrid cars, it feels just about the same and the end result is the same, but you will always be a wanker. Sorry to all you Prius drivers.

[david s]

Re: I went to the doctor....

I took my wife to the doctor yesterday and he pulled me aside and said,
" I don't like the look of her"
I said
"Neither do I, but she's a great cook and she's terrific with the kids"

[Dutchoven]

Re: I went to the doctor....

A man goes to his doctor and says. "Doc, I have a problem. My girlfriend is sleeping over this Friday, my ex-wife is sleeping over this Saturday and my wife is coming home Sunday. I need 3 Viagra pills to satisfy them all."

The doctor says, "You know 3 Viagra pills 3 nights in a row is pretty dangerous for a man of your age. I will give them to you on the condition you return to my office on Monday so that I can check you out."

The man says, "You have a deal, Doc."

Monday morning the man returns to the doctor's office with his arm in a sling.

The doctor asks, "What happened"?

The man answers, "Nobody showed up!"


Dutch

[david s]

Re: I went to the doctor....

Fella woke up after his operation and said "doctor, I can't feel my legs."
Doctor replied, "I'm not surprised, we had to amputate both your arms."