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A guy walks into a bar and notices a very large jar on
The counter and sees it's filled with $10 bills
Man guesses there must be thousands of dollars in it!
He approaches the bartender and asks,
'What's up with
the jar?'
'Well... you pay ten dollars... and IF you pass three
tests you get all the money!!!'
The man certainly isn't going to pass this up!
'What are the three tests?'
'Pay FIRST...' says the bartender...
'Those are the rules'
So the man give him the $10 and the
bartender drops it
into the jar...
OK,' the bartender says, 'here's what you need to do...
FIRST: You have to drink that ENTIRE GALLON
of pepper tequila
the WHOLE thing, all at ONCE.... and you CAN'T
make a face
while doing it...
SECOND: There's a pit bull chained-up out
back with a
sore tooth..You have to REMOVE the tooth
with your BARE HANDS...
THIRD: There's a 90 year-old woman
upstairs who has NEVER reached orgasm
during intercourse.. You've gotta
MAKE THINGS RIGHT for her.'
The man is stunned... 'I KNOW I paid my
10 bucks... but
I'm not an IDIOT! I WON'T DO IT!!!
You have to be NUTS to drink a
gallon of pepper tequila, and then do those
OTHER THINGS!!!'
Your call,' says the bartender, 'but your MONEY stays
where it is..'
The man has a few drinks...
then a few more...
Finally...he asks, 'WHERRRRE'S ZAAAT
TEQUIIIILA?!'
He grabs the gallon with both hands and
downs it with a
big slurp...Tears are streaming down
both cheeks, but he doesn't
make a face...
Next... he staggers out back where the
pit bull is chained-up...
The people inside the bar hear a HUGE,
NOISY SCUFFLE
going on outside..
They hear the pit bull barking...
the guy screaming...
the pit bull yelping... and then SILENCE.
Just when they think the man SURELY must
be dead, he staggers
back into the bar .. with his shirt ripped...
and large,
bloody scratches all over his body...
'NOW.......' he says.
WHERES THE OLD WOMAN WITH THE
SORE TOOTH?!?!?!
The counter and sees it's filled with $10 bills
Man guesses there must be thousands of dollars in it!
He approaches the bartender and asks,
'What's up with
the jar?'
'Well... you pay ten dollars... and IF you pass three
tests you get all the money!!!'
The man certainly isn't going to pass this up!
'What are the three tests?'
'Pay FIRST...' says the bartender...
'Those are the rules'
So the man give him the $10 and the
bartender drops it
into the jar...
OK,' the bartender says, 'here's what you need to do...
FIRST: You have to drink that ENTIRE GALLON
of pepper tequila
the WHOLE thing, all at ONCE.... and you CAN'T
make a face
while doing it...
SECOND: There's a pit bull chained-up out
back with a
sore tooth..You have to REMOVE the tooth
with your BARE HANDS...
THIRD: There's a 90 year-old woman
upstairs who has NEVER reached orgasm
during intercourse.. You've gotta
MAKE THINGS RIGHT for her.'
The man is stunned... 'I KNOW I paid my
10 bucks... but
I'm not an IDIOT! I WON'T DO IT!!!
You have to be NUTS to drink a
gallon of pepper tequila, and then do those
OTHER THINGS!!!'
Your call,' says the bartender, 'but your MONEY stays
where it is..'
The man has a few drinks...
then a few more...
Finally...he asks, 'WHERRRRE'S ZAAAT
TEQUIIIILA?!'
He grabs the gallon with both hands and
downs it with a
big slurp...Tears are streaming down
both cheeks, but he doesn't
make a face...
Next... he staggers out back where the
pit bull is chained-up...
The people inside the bar hear a HUGE,
NOISY SCUFFLE
going on outside..
They hear the pit bull barking...
the guy screaming...
the pit bull yelping... and then SILENCE.
Just when they think the man SURELY must
be dead, he staggers
back into the bar .. with his shirt ripped...
and large,
bloody scratches all over his body...
'NOW.......' he says.
WHERES THE OLD WOMAN WITH THE
SORE TOOTH?!?!?!