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I'm a bit bored here this evening, so I thought I'd give this section of the forum a little push in a different direction - much as I enjoyed Jim's second but last contribution 
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So... lightbulb jokes
(Sorry, I just happen to like them)
What are your favourites? And can you think of a good punchline for a WFO-builder lightbulb joke? I can't and I've been thinking about it for quite a while.
My favourite ones are
How many Real Men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
How many Real Women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None. A Real Woman has a Real Man to do it for her.
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Three. ...IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH THAT?!
How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb?
One. Only ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE? Because no one
else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb. They don't even
know the bulb is BURNED OUT. They would sit in this house in the
dark for THREE DAYS before they worked that OUT. And once they'd figured it out they wouldn't be able to find any light bulbs despite the fact
that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past SEVENTEEN YEARS. But if they did, by some miracle, actually find the light bulbs, and manage to change them, TWO DAYS LATER the chair that they dragged from the next room to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE CRUMPLED WRAPPER THE STUPID @*!#$% LIGHT BULBS CAME IN! AND WHY?! BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE EVER CLEARS ANYTHING AWAY!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF RUBBISH THAT ARE 12 FEET DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE. THE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS... I'm sorry...what did you ask me?
And last but not least, one that I never understood as a child, until one day a little light suddenly went on in my head...
How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two.
.So... lightbulb jokes
(Sorry, I just happen to like them)
What are your favourites? And can you think of a good punchline for a WFO-builder lightbulb joke? I can't and I've been thinking about it for quite a while.
My favourite ones are
How many Real Men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
How many Real Women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None. A Real Woman has a Real Man to do it for her.
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Three. ...IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH THAT?!
How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb?
One. Only ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE? Because no one
else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb. They don't even
know the bulb is BURNED OUT. They would sit in this house in the
dark for THREE DAYS before they worked that OUT. And once they'd figured it out they wouldn't be able to find any light bulbs despite the fact
that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past SEVENTEEN YEARS. But if they did, by some miracle, actually find the light bulbs, and manage to change them, TWO DAYS LATER the chair that they dragged from the next room to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE CRUMPLED WRAPPER THE STUPID @*!#$% LIGHT BULBS CAME IN! AND WHY?! BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE EVER CLEARS ANYTHING AWAY!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF RUBBISH THAT ARE 12 FEET DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE. THE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS... I'm sorry...what did you ask me?
And last but not least, one that I never understood as a child, until one day a little light suddenly went on in my head...
How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two.
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