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  • PizzaPolice
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    Frances.... I have the support group making the net as we speak and Ken will drop it on you when he flies over.

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  • Ken524
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    Groan...
    (pretty clever, though)

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  • oventhusiast
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    .....................And in the famous words of Henny Youngman,
    "What good is happiness? You can't buy money with it!" (Badahh... Boom!)

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  • oventhusiast
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    If I didn't LOVE terrible jokes so much, I'd say these we're terrible! (Wha?)

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  • Ed_
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    I... uh...

    wow.

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  • Frances
    started a topic Knock knock...

    Knock knock...

    Knock knock! Who's there?
    Ivan. Ivan who?
    I've enough retained heat in my oven to bake tons of bread.

    Knock knock! Who's there?
    Mike. Mike who?
    My keystone is cooler than yours.

    Knock knock! Who's there?
    Woof. Woof who?
    WFO's make the best pizza.

    Knock knock! Who's there?
    Jim. Jim who?
    Chimney hight is important for oven draw.

    Knock knock! Who's there?
    Cat. Cat who?
    Catastrophic jokes they may be, but each and every one features an oven!

    Knock knock! Who's there?
    Ike. Ike who?
    I can't take any more of these lousy oven jokes.

    Knock knock! Who's there?
    Police. Police who?
    Pleeeese make this be the last one...


    I'm very sorry for this. Blame a housefull of small kids and an exceptionally boring rainy afternoon...
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