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What does the hairlip magician say at the climax of his trick?
"Petto!"
What does the hairlip magician say at the climax of his trick?
"Petto!"
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When Condoleeza came back from here tour in Iraq, she had a debriefing with President Bush. She said, "Mr. President, the conditions there are quite upsetting. For instance, yesterday when I was readying to leave 2 Brazilian were killed!" President Bush immediately dropped his head and a tear cam down his cheek. She was quite taken a back by this and asked, "Mr. President, what's wrong, you rarely show this much emotion?" To which he replied, "I just don't know how many are in a Brazilian!"
Thats funny no matter whose party you're in!
Dutch"Making the simple complicated is commonplace; making the complicated simple, awesomely simple, that's creativity. " Charles Mingus
"Build at least two brick ovens...one to make all the mistakes on and the other to be just like you dreamed of!" DutchComment
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I was telling my husband about this new humour thread and the knock knock jokes and so on, and he gave me a new one to share with you all...
Knock knock! Who's there?
Owen. Owen who?
Oven builders are idiots....
...Ha, thats the last time I share any of the brilliant wit on this Forum with HIM! (and that'll be a lesson to him...)"Building a Brick oven is the most fun anyone can have by themselves." (Terry Pratchett... slightly amended)
http://www.fornobravo.com/forum/f8/p...pics-2610.html
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Yes Frances, he'll suffer enormously by not participating in this dribbl...uh...wit.
GJBingham
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Just got one from one of my students and it goes like this.
A duck walks into a bar. The bar tender asks the duck "what do you want?"
Duck replies, "got any bread?"
Bar tender replies "sorry mate, we only sell alcohol here"
Half an hour later the duck returns and is asked the same question, "What do you want?"
Duck says "Got any bread"
Bar tender says " No, I told you we only have alcohol here".
The duck returns and hour later. Just before he speaks, the bar tender says: IF YOU SAY GOT ANY BREAD ONE MORE TIME, then I'm gunna nail your beak to the bar"!!!
Duck says "Got any nails?"
Bartender says "NO"
Duck replies, "Got any bread"?
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Hey, that one's too funny for this thread! Go post in on one titled "funny jokes" instead."Building a Brick oven is the most fun anyone can have by themselves." (Terry Pratchett... slightly amended)
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